Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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