so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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