Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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