just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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