Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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