found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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