my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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