"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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