This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
