Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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