How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
What a dumb baby whore.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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