flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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