I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
