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do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?

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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."

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(440): View more from Ohio

I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?

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