i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
high people should be assigned attendants
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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