he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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