belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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