butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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