The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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