he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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