Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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