I want to walk on stilts...naked
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
