I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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