I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
is that a dick in a sweater?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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