office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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