That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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