Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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