he puts the penis in happiness.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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