There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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