Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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