Duck Duck Cougar?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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