he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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