oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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