This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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