Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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