Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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