Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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