Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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