Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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