R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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