New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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