No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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