Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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