I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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