Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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