What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
