Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
