So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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