i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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