that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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