But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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