Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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