Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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